Euro Deficit Results - WOW

*IRELAND'S 2009 BUDGET DEFICIT TOTALED 14.3% OF GDP, EU SAYS

*GREECE'S 2009 BUDGET DEFICIT TOTALED 13.6% OF GDP, EU SAYS

*FITCH SEES JAPAN'S CREDITWORTHINESS AT RISK FROM RISING DEBT

*U.K.'S 2009 DEFICIT TOTALED 11.5% OF GDP, EU SAYS

*PORTUGAL'S 2009 DEFICIT TOTALED 9.4% OF GDP, EU SAYS

*SPAIN'S 2009 DEFICIT TOTALED 11.2% OF GDP, EU SAYS

*GERMANY'S 2009 DEFICIT TOTALED 3.3% OF GDP, EU SAYS

But hey, governments will save us... (from prosperity).